Alcohol QuotesDon't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink. Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little. One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine,
Except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk. An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep. Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!!! The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought. I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money. I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me. There is a devil in every berry of the grape. I drink to forget I drink. A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends,
The third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies. Better belly burst than good liquor be lost. Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. The whole world is about three drinks behind.