Baby QuotesA baby is born with the need to be love and never outgrows it. A baby is an angel whose wings decrease while his legs increase. A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be. The hardest job facing kids today is to learn good manners without seeing any. A new baby is like the beginning of all things, hope, a dream of possibilities. Every new born baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. Children reinvent your world for you. A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for. A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race. Babies are such a sweet and nice way to start people. Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children. Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. The worst feature of a new born baby is to have his mother's singing. Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever fresh and radiant possibility. When I was born I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half. Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws.
I love it when they come to visit. They hold the baby and I go out. All babies need a lap. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have any. A baby is an in-estimable blessing and a bother. I don't know whether they should say "You have a baby" Or "The baby has you". Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful. Stop trying to perfect your children, but keep trying to perfect your relationship with them. A father is always making his baby into a little woman.
And when she is a woman he turns her back again. Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.