Insult QuotesAnybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice... Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. Your village just called. They're missing an idiot. Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own. I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works. I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you? Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today? Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly? You can't fix stupid. I'm sorry, I'm a little busy. Can i ignore you later? Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission. A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally. And I thought I had problems? Look at your face! The most effective comeback to an insult is silence. I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing. Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in? If you're gonna be two faced...at least try to make one pretty. I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high. All day I thought of you...I was at the zoo. For the love of God,
Do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense? Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. Don't hate me because i'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am. I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said. He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" -
But then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words. Even rabbits insult an dead lion. If brains were taxed, you'd get a rebate. You're so fake, Barbie is jealous. Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river. There are two insults no human being will endure:
That he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble. To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury. An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult. Never insult anyone by accident. I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can't fix ugly! A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead. Well, they do say opposites attract...
So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.