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Every now and then we have to let the general public know that we can still blow shit up. ♥ Quote By: Captain Diel Sang: The drop will be made tonight. The amount will be fifty million dollars.
Carter: Fifty million dollars? Man, who do you think you kidnapped? Chelsea Clinton?
Sang: We want twenty million in fifties.
Carter: Okay, twenty million in fifties.
Sang: Twenty million in twenties.
Carter: Okay, twenty million in twenties.
Sang: And ten million in tens.
Carter: Ten million in tens. Okay. Ey d'you want any fives with that?
Carter: That's why I don't have no partner, that's one thing I learned from my daddy.
Lee: Your father was a policeman?
Carter: Fifteen years LAPD.
Lee: My daddy also a policeman.
Carter: Your daddy was a cop?
Lee: Not a cop, an officer, a legend all over Hong Kong.
Carter: My daddy a legend too all over America. My daddy once arrested 15 people in one night by himself.
Lee: My daddy arrested 25 by himself.
Carter: ...My daddy once saved five crackheads from a burnin' building, by himself.
Lee: My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hand.
Carter: My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass all the way from here to China, Japan,
Wherever the hell you from and all up that Great Wall too.
Lee: Hey, don't talk about my father.
Carter: Don't talk about my daddy.
Clive Cod: Let me tell you something, I don't know anything about that, so you can kiss my fat ass.
Carter: Clive, it would take me all day to kiss your fat ass. ♥ Quote By:
Lee: Whassup, my nigga?
Bartender: What did you just say?
Lee: Whassup, my nigga.
Get yo big Happy Meal Ass over in the corner! ♥ Quote By: Carter It is not my job to be jumping on and off of buses, I don't do that, I am not Carl Lewis! ♥ Quote By: Carter Lee: I like to let people talk who like to talk. It lets me find out how full of shit they are.
Carter: What the hell did you just say?
Carter: How long this flight?
Lee: Fifteen hours.
Carter: Fifteen hours? What are we gonna do for fifteen hours?
Lee: [Puts on head phones and begins to sing] Huh! War! Uh! Good God "yaw."
Carter: Oh, hell no! Stewardess! Get me another seat!
I'm gonna kick your ass and then I'll take your ass to jail. ♥ Quote By: Carter Carter: First Class, I like this, this is tight.
Steward: Can I take your jacket, sir?
Carter: My jacket? No, no, you can take this bag though.
Captain Diel: Two officers were shot, one man lost a pinkie.
Carter: But didn't nobody die!
Captain Diel: You destroyed half a city block!
Carter: That block was already messed up.
Captain Diel: And you lost a lot of evidence!
Carter: We still got a little bit left.
Don't act like you don't know nothing, I'll take all your ass to the jail, right now if I don't get the answers. Ok. You think I am a fool, you are playin' me like a fool, Ok. Ok... Lee go outside it's gonna be a little dangerous in here. ♥ Quote By: Carter You got everybody excited about something being blowed up, & look at your little punk British ass. ♥ Quote By: Carter Lee: Why would they not want my help?
Carter: Because they don't give a damn about you! They don't like you! I don't like you!
Lee: I don't care! I'm here for the girl!
Carter: The girl don't like you! Nobody likes you!
Lee: Carter! I can't hold any more! I'm slipping!
Carter: Hang on a minute, I'll go get help!
Lee: [shouts] Carter!
Carter: Ah, I was just playin' wit ya...
Soo Yung's Driver: Is there a problem officer?
Sang: No problem. Just rush hour.
Carter: [sees a man smoking pot] Is this weed? [starts smelling the joint]
Carter: You got a perscription for this?
Cigaweed Man: Uhh... it's uhh... uhhh...
Carter: Where's it at? I should take your ass to jail, you know that?
Cigaweed Man: For what?
Carter: For what? Look at this!
Cigaweed Man: That's nothing but a cigarette...
Carter: That's cigaweed!
Cigaweed Man: Well it looked like a cigarette...
Carter: You better have glaucoma.
Cigaweed Man: I do.
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? ♥ Quote By: Carter The Beach Boys are gonna get you a great ass-whoppin!
Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy!
You can do that in China but you can get your ass killed out here, man! ♥ Quote By: Carter
This is the LAPD.
We're the most hated cops in all the free world.
My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer. ♥ Quote By: Carter
Wipe yourself off man. You dead. ♥ Quote By: Carter I'm Detective Carter. Do you speaka any English? [pause] DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMIN' OUTTA MY MOUTH?! I cannot believe this shit. First I get a bullshit assignment, now Mr. Riceoroni...don't even speak American. C'mon man my ride's over here... Put your bag in the back. [louder] Put...yo the back! [Lee hands the bag to Carter] No, no, no, no, no! You put your own shit in the back! I am not a skycap! I'm FBI, you understand?! ♥ Quote By: Carter Whoo! You know he dead! ♥ Quote By: Carter You got a prescription for this? Where's that at? Where? I-I left... Abalababa where? ♥ Quote By: Carter I've been looking for your sweet and sour chicken ass! ♥ Quote By: Carter I ain't gonna kill you this time, I'm just gonna kick your ASS! ♥ Quote By: Carter This is the United States Of James Carter!
I'm the President, I'm the Emperor, I'm the King...I'm Micheal Jackson, You Tito! ♥ Quote By: Carter
I'm "Blackinese"! ♥ Quote By: Carter [Surprised by a rain of 100 dollar bills] Thank you, God! ♥ Quote By: Carter Lee kick his ass man... look at him he's a midget in a bath robe. ♥ Quote By: Carter We can hang in my crib. I will show you my 'hood. ♥ Quote By: Lee [Singing "War"] Say it again you all. ♥ Quote By: Lee Oh, um...I'm policeman!
I'm just trying to show him how to take a gun from a suspect. ♥ Quote By: Lee