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You're one of my best friends. Don't you want to help me?
I mean, We don't have to have sex, alright, just will you be my baby-daddy? ♥ Quote By: Zoe
Zoe: You know, I just always thought I'd be married with kids by now. I still haven't found "the one".
Carol: The elusive "one". Good luck!
Zoe: Guess it's time for my backup plan.
Man: Are you high? It says he has red hair and freckles.
Doctor: I have a feeling that you are CRM1014 are going to make beautiful babies together.
Doctor: You don't have to walk like that.
Zoe: Oh, okay.
Zoe: Excuse me! I didn't see you.
Stan: I saw you see me.
Zoe: Forget it. I'll get out.
But not because you're right - because I'm in a terrific mood, and you're ruining it.
Zoe: Who's that guy?
Mona: He's hot.
Stan: Hi. Did you follow me here?
Zoe: Follow you?
Zoe: Okay, now this is getting weird.
Stan: I know, we keep running into each other. It's crazy. What are you doing tonight?
Mona: Are you going to see him again?
Zoe: I think so.
Zoe: I'll call you.
Stan: I'll wait by the phone.
Doctor: Congratulations! How are we feeling?
Mona: We're freaking out!
Zoe: There is something that I have to tell you.
Stan: I have something that I have to tell you too.
Zoe: You go first.
Stan: I love you.
Stan: That's not the answer I was hoping for.
Zoe: I'm pregnant.
Stan: I'm pretty sure it doesn't happen that fast.
Zoe: It was before I met you.
Stan: What's it like, the whole kid thing?
Playground Dad: It's awful, awful, awful.
Then a small moment happens, that's so magical. that makes it all worthwhile.
Boy: Dadda.
Stan: I guess this would be that moment, huh?
Playground Dad: What do you have there, son?
Boy: Poo-poo.
This is more than you bargained for. It's more than I bargained for. ♥ Quote By: Zoe