The Benchwarmers Quotes
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Gus: Clark, could you not pick your nose in front of me?
Clark: I'm not picking, I'm scratching.
Gus: Scratching what? Your brain?
Clark: Yeah, 'cause it's huge.
[when someone has recently farted]
Oh! I love beef stew. ♥ Quote By: Clark Richie: He just did that steroid free!
Clark: What's steroids?
Richie: Something that makes your 'pee-pee' smaller.
Clark: Ohh... there must be steroids in macaroni! Is bad ass one or two words?
♥ Quote By: Clark Howie: I used to think the sun was evil but now I know it's not.
Wayne: How's the moon treating you.
Howie: Not a fan. Clark: Shut up, Number 7!
Number 7 Robot: You shut up!
Clark: I'll kill you!
Gus: I think this is a sign that you should get a car.
Clark: My mom said I should hold off on getting my license for another year.
[extends arms forward and then retracts]
Clark: She wants to make sure my reflexes are fully developed. Are you guys ready to scr-mi-mimage?
♥ Quote By: Richie Brad: You guys think you're athletes now?
Richie: Haha that's funny I didn't know ath-e-letes had three syllables... thats ama-za-zaing. My wife is the only one who gets to twist these man titties.
♥ Quote By: Gus Kyle: I'm gonna call the cops!
Clark: We are cops!... We're navy seals!
Kyle: Navy seals aren't cops!
Troy: Aren't you our paperboy?
Clark: ...I'm undercover
Richie: I guess I'm no longer a virgin... to home runs, BYOTCH! Kyle: Leave our field or you will suffer the consequences!
Richie: What is this, "children of the corn"? Kyle: Time to meet your makers!
Clark: Makers of what? POOP? Richie: Yeah, I bet you're a real good catcher... of donuts in your mouth. Richie told me about the serial killers thats loose in in our neighborhood
killing anyone named Howie! THAT'S MY NAME! That's my name! Richie: [after hitting the ball] I ticked it, it hit the bat!
Charlie Catcher: You're ssstill out.
Richie: You're ssstill fat! Gus: Nice meeting you, Fairy Jerry.
Jerry: What was that?
Gus: Well, you gave Clark and Richie nicknames. I thought I'd give you one: Fairy Jerry.
Jerry: Oh, really?
Gus: [stands up from chair] Really.
Jerry: Okay, Gus- Gus... Gus Bus! That's you, Gus Bus!
Gus: Oh, that was a brutal comeback. Come on guys, let's go. I don't think I can ever get over that one. Whew!